If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube
I couldn’t make it two minutes in
no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE
I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.
no her name means never give up
NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!
IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.
Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she
I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE
Is no one going to say anything about how Flynn said “Bless you” about her name?
That’s what I thought this post was gonna be about but apparently not
Muggleborns at Hogwarts
a whole bunch of muggle borns walking through the halls a few days into the year after summer talking about how they need the internet and how theyre missing all their favourite shows and things, and the out of the wall comes the room of requirement in the shape of a huge internet cafe with bean bags and laptops and a coffee machine and a few rooms with big screen tvs for movies and new episodes of the best tv shows and music and games and WIFI and they all go in there a few times a week and make a really exclusive club with all the muggle borns and watch movies on weekends and only very special pure bloods and some half bloods are allowed to join and once in a while everyone thinks someones gone missing or no ones seen them for a few days and then they turn up sleep deprived and have lived in the room sitting on their computer for a few days serial watching orange is the new black or something