Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO KNOW ALL THE NITTY GRITTY DETAILS OF THE MARAUDERS’ LIVES LIKE WHAT WERE THEIR FAVOURITE FOODS? DID THEY HAVE ANY EMBARRASSING BIRTHMARKS? FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? WAS JAMES A LEFTIE OR A RIGHTIE? DID SIRIUS PLAY QUIDDITCH? WHAT MADE PETER GO DARK? DID REMUS READ BOTH MUGGLE AND MAGICAL LITERATURE? WAS THERE MAGICAL LITERATURE? I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING